Dude pleads with city council to allow legal 'Genital Massages'

“If someone wants to yank a guy’s crank, I say let’em” It was a passionate speech by a guy named Chris from Lawrence, Kansas who wandered into a city council meeting to promote a cause incredibly close to his heart.. the legal right to receive, as he put it, a ‘genital massage’.

In the video below you’ll hear his reasoning which ranges from good old fashion American capitalism to the fact that being a Proctologist is actually grosser than giving HJ’s full-time.

At the moment it remains unclear whether or not city council was inspired by Chris’ speech but you have to hand it to him for getting behind a cause he believes in.

 

Cover photo credit: Youtube

 

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